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Glas Chairm is a rhyme or spell of Scottish origin.[1]

LyricsEdit

Hey, everybody just follow me. I'm-a show you how to move like me. Gonna get you all dancing. Take off your clothes like Scarlett Johansson.

Hey, everybody just follow me. I'm-a show you how to one-two-three. Gonna get you all dancing. Take off your clothes like Scarlett Johansson.

First find a mirror in your room or your place, Straight outta those profile pics you used to find on MySpace. Second strip down, get nude, take off your clothes. Yeah, cuz where we're going, baby, we don't really need those.

Third get your phone we're gonna take some pictures. The Internet's about to have a party with ya. Take a nitty gritty image with a high ISO, aight? Pixelated, undersaturated, and low light.

Fourth leave your phone in an abandoned area. It's the hardest part, but I freakin' dare ya. 'Cause somebody's gonna post it for the world to see, And when it hits the web, you say, "That ain't me."

Hey, everybody just follow me. I'm-a show you how to move like me. Gonna get you all dancing. Take off your clothes like Scarlett Johansson.

Hey, everybody just follow me. I'm-a show you how to one-two-three. Gonna get you all dancing. Take off your clothes like Scarlett Johansson.

Whoa. It's a fancy way to show Those curves that rock your body. Those pics you send are so naughty.

And I, Well, I have to wonder why You want them taken down. Why you messin' round?

Tobuscus.

Hey, girl. What you doin', girl? Why you sendin' naked pictures, and surprised by all the press, girl?

You need to get your mind right. I know you're kinda blindsided, But sexting and texting those kinda pics is bad hindsight.

Now don't get me wrong, I don't intend to offend, But don't tell me you intend to show that picture to a friend, girl. You were boostin' your career by displaying your rear. You want pity from me, girl? You get outta here.

Auto-tune Jesus

Hey, everybody just follow me. I'm-a show you how to move like me. Gonna get you all dancing. Take off your clothes like Scarlett Johansson.

Whoa, Scarlett Johansson (Take off your clothes like Scarlett Johansson).

ReferencesEdit

  1. http://www.themystica.com/mystica/articles/g/glas_chairm.html



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